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DVD • June 21, 2012 • 1h 47m • R • Budget $50M • Box Office $549,368,315

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Comedy, Fantasy

John Bennett, a man whose childhood wish of bringing his teddy bear to life came true, now must decide between keeping the relationship with the bear or his girlfriend, Lori.

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Other Titles:	テッド
Sub Genres:	friendship, wishes come true, toy comes to life, buddy, buddy comedy, teddy bear, homosexual, gross out comedy, love, dream, Animated Character
Release Date:	Theatre 06/21/2012, Theatre US 06/29/2012, DVD 12/11/2012, Digital 02/11/2017
Language:	English (EN)
Box Office:	$218,815,487 (Domestic) + $330,552,828 (Foreign) = $549,368,315 (Worldwide)
Age Rating:	R
Director:	Seth MacFarlane
Type:	Movie
Links:	Movies Countdown, TVDB, IMDB, Official Website, Letterboxd, TMDB, WIKIEN

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February 24, 2019 - by Nico

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netter spaß für sonntagnachmittag; nimmt sich selber nicht ernst, hat ein paar nette gags und bietet darüber hinaus auch ein paar emotionale momente. dafür ist die grundidee natürlich extrem weit hergeholt und manchmal isst der film hier und da etwas zu überdreht für meinen geschmack. dennoch eine absolut sehenswerte und kurzweilige komödie. read more

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August 14, 2019 - by Chris

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i watched the "unrated" version this time. not really sure what more there was beyond a bj joke at the beginning. hey, it has mila kunis looking hot and bad taste jokes with a dash of flash gordon. that appeals to me. read more

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April 21, 2020 - by Sidharth Joly

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bromance vs romance. read more

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April 07, 2021 - by Robyn Hamilton

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overblown with pop culture references but still hilarious stuff read more

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August 09, 2021 - by Joseph Connor

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fine movie, not my favorite. i would say i wanted more character development from the weird antagonists, but honestly i didn't really. read more

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April 27, 2022 - by qiuchou

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即使拥有一起看飞侠哥顿（奥特曼）长大、一起黄赌毒、会说话的泰迪熊损友，也要让位给爱情与事业。一部真正意义上的“成人（喜剧+童话）”以及背后的小吐槽与反讽。动画剧《恶搞之家》《美国老爸》导演自编自导外加给ted配音的真人电影。 read more

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December 17, 2022 - by bubs

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pikkupojan toive toteutuu ja nalle herää eloon. isona ollaan edelleen bestiksiä, mutta naiset aiheuttaa ristiriitaisia tunteita. aikuistumistarina mielenvikasilla läpändeeroksilla. alun hyvää sykettä ei uskalleta, valitettavasti, viedä loppuun asti. read more

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August 17, 2023 - by jackmeat

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My quick rating - 7;6/10. This borders on sheer comic genius. The timing of the jokes from Ted(Seth Mcfarlane) are so spot on it is frightening. Mark Wahlberg does a great job in his role as well. I cannot assume acting with nothing there is that easy. Anyway; it is crude; goofball humor that just hits right on all accords. Great movie and looking forward to the sequel. read more

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October 22, 2023 - by Niccolò Circhirillo

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loved this movie so much ! read more

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January 20, 2024 - by Eleni Klea

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average to good. it was fine read more

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February 01, 2024 - by Kartik Khare

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overhyped.. It's not bad it is just overhyped. It's the cancelled Family Guy episode, where Meg finds the one but plot twist her father tuned into a teddy bear and the one is actually best friends with Meg's father. read more

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February 23, 2024 - by Jinx Again

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这个R级尝试是跨世纪的，这才会有后来衣钵传承者死侍的风光 read more

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February 23, 2024 - by Predat0r

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A very funny film! I recommend you watch Ted 2! read more

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March 30, 2024 - by Senor Puric

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The original Cocaine Bear read more

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	Anon	9
kid wishes to have a friend and his teddy comes to life.

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A kids teddy bear magically comes to life, well it's definitely gotta a kids film... or not? hmmm.

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Not a perfect show and pretty corny. I got a laugh here and there though. 2 is just more of the same if you liked 1.

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