Jupiter Ascending

even knowing it was critically panned, i still found it a total and utter disappointment. juvenile fantasy, empty spectacle, nonsense plot, absolutely cringe-worthy script, rushed developments, even boring action scenes. never has it been more obvious that the wachowskis' amazing success with the matrix was the result of how copiously they "homaged" other material and of having yuen woo-ping. there is not one scene in jupiter ascending that comes any close to what they showed there, or in bound for that matter. lame script and world building aside, why do this boring, trashy generic cgi-fest... read more

un hombre-lobo-ángel que patina con botas voladoras en el espacio puede resultar muy bien o muy mal. aquí fue muy mal. jajaja ya, en serio, ¿qué pasó? diálogos cursis que no saben que son cursis, tecnología chida y actores aceptables que no se sienten novedosos... ni yo entendí mi disgusto al ver la movie. ¿a lo mejor faltó hacer a la principal más gustable al público? tal vez la dirección era de mucha acción sci-fi y el guión se las quería dar de drama espacial seriezón... en fin, nunca lo sabré. read more

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jupiter ascending is a film by the wachowski's that is highly unoriginal in it's storytelling abilities. the plot itself is generic but traditional. the dialogue is somewhat muddled and confusing, sort of like a cross between dune and the architect from matrix reloaded. it's non-sensical and the directors throw you into the world and expect you to know what is going on. but take away the genericness and the poor dialogue and you are left with an enjoyable summer blockbuster that came out in winter. it's stunning to look at which is of course par for the course for these filmmakers. great read more

the wachowskis clearly wanted to achieve greatness with jupiter ascending, and it must be frustrating to see how drastically they failed. despite a visually-stunning look and some great action scenes, the film is undone by a half-baked script that can't take the time to explain a fraction of the concepts it throws at the audience in any proper sense of time. mila kunis and channing tatum are game for the proceedings but are undone by the limitations of their characters and a lack of support from the rest of their cast. eddie redmayne's performance in particular is truly laughable while the... read more

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Humble janitor finds she's the reincarnation of an interstellar royalty. Overscaled sci-fi fairytale pushes the imagery envelope so far that plot doesn't even try to catch up with it: while the Wachowski siblings' talent for redesigning cool remains undeniable, it gets wasted in an eye-numbing series of chases and nick-of-time rescue missions that barely elicit space shrugs. In a universe whose rules are studiously explained to feel as exotic as possible, and where assassination is the main politic tool anyway, watching the hero rushing to prevent an arranged wedding is not quite the read more

My quick rating - 5;7/10. May end up being better after seeing a better copy. Problem here is the story seemed like it was 4 books crammed into a very short amount of time. I could be completely wrong; but it just seemed very rushed at times. Anyway; some great effects (170 million budget will buy that). The romance was there (no surprise) but it worked; the acting was second fiddle to the ships blowing up. Overall I look forward to properly seeing this one. Enjoy if you do. If not; another review will be on its way. read more

Did not really like this movie,it just looked like a mess from start to finish,the storyline was pretty crap even the acting was sub standard.Yes the graphics looked ok but there were times when you could really tell that the actors were just on a wire with background images it was that bad.I'm a big Sean Bean fan and that was why I gave the 2 and half stars because he really tried despite everything. read more

Decent looking action film undone by a bad "kidnapp the Princess and rescue her" habit read more

基因重合原来是某种意义上的重生；倒是可惜了小雀斑 read more

If there can be said to be a personally weird $175M blockbuster film, this would be it. read more