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“deadpool” is the cinematic equivalent of that kid in school who would always say how much he didnt care what people thought of him, but just loud enough so everybody could hear him. it is the teenager who pretends to be too cool to care, but wants you to like him so badly it hurts. of course, this is partially a byproduct of being a cog in the machine of the superhero movie marketing system—you unavoidably have to hit a few of the beats of the genre in order to satisfy the audience. however, “deadpool” fails to live up to the potential of its beloved source material, subverting its own... read more

deadpool here! if anyone can explain to me why i shouldn't award myself and everyone involved 5 stars, i will lower my score. and since billy osmond is an illiterate pansy ass bitch who couldn't think of a better password for his pc other than capncuntch , he will get no say in the matter. also, don't tell him.... but i loaded his computer tower with balloon popping porn and jizzed all over his backlit keyboard, so when he cranks that puppy up to maximum brightness, it will look like bryan singer's pool house... a-haha! actually, i take all of that back, as nothing you can say can persuade me... read more